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WHY AORTA
Respected statesman dies of a broken heart after learning the military had declined to nuke Iran.
is it funnier for this to be true or is it funnier if this is a cover story for getting annihilated by a drone strike while inspecting that weapons factory in
?I honestly can’t decide
To me it’s funnier if the Beef Tallow Generation dies if heart attack after heart attack, because I enjoy when simple actions have simple consequences
maybe shrapnel from the drone strike ripped his aorta? two things can be true at once
lindsey graham cracker died like Elvis Presley lol. Did he have 60 off label drugs in his system like Elvis? I’ve heard that’s not an uncommon way to go for Usonians due to the meat heavy diet and lack of vegetables.
Wish i didn’t read this just because that’s a huge fear of mine
dang i bet he lost a kilogram of blood
His aorta just did that
the ladybugs never saw it coming 😔
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aortic_dissection
AD is more common in those with a history of high blood pressure; a number of connective tissue diseases that affect blood vessel wall strength including Marfan syndrome and Ehlers–Danlos syndrome; a bicuspid aortic valve; and previous heart surgery. Major trauma, smoking,
cocaine use 
, pregnancy, a thoracic aortic aneurysm, inflammation of arteries, and abnormal lipid levels are also associated with an increased risk.
