San Francisco since the 21st century has had four or five public restrooms that are automated and self cleaning, and free! Why? Because even then poop from the homeless and impoverished was a problem.
Not allowing people to use your business restroom is just a good way to end up with occasionally cleaning up poop on your grounds, and your back alleys perpetually smelling like urine. In the meantime, if you do let people use your restroom for free, they’re more inclined to return to your establishment to patronize it.
Small businesses in the US like restaurants and cafes will lock their bathrooms anyway more out of habitual miserliness: Laws in the US immensely favor large chains and franchises, so small business owners and managers get used to doing everything they can to raise revenues and lower costs (including stealing tips and underpaying staff) so the petit bourgeoisie for a while seemed crueler than big corporations. (As workplace regulation violations are not being investigated, big businesses are catching up, as per Amazon and Facebook). In 2026, small resellers rarely open their restrooms up to the public, and some restaurants and cafes don’t feature restrooms at all.
And so major cities all have poop problems, either managed by municipal cleaners or by ordinance requiring property owners keep their grounds clean.
just poop your pants and you might become the new leader
I recommend bi-metal hole saws all day long!
Why would you bother with a jigsaw or a router when you can get the confort of a well rounded hole!
Just shit in the shower. We all do it, right.
Juste saw a propane bbq requesting for an update in thé store…
The subscriptions which are actually still hard to avoid are: for a lot of people rent, for Muricans healthcare, power, water, trash, Internet. Parents get a few more and personal liability insurance is also a good idea (but also relatively cheap for most people).
The other subscriptions are luxury and easy to just not have.Even your house is a subscription in the US. My mom has to pay over $10,000 yearly in property taxes of her house that’s been paid off for over a decade. If she dies (she’s healthy so not soon, but as a hypothetical) I inherit a house I can’t afford the maintenance and taxes on. What are the luxuries? Netflix? That’s passé. We can all cancel Prime, that’s not the point.
Any new tech is a subscription unless you do all you can to research it and make sure it only connects to your network.There is very little that people want and is easy to not have, unless you want to live a very bare-bones life. Cue Karl Marx quote about going to the pub.
That’s an interesting situation, isn’t it? You own a house, but because you need to generate income to keep it, you have to either become a landlord and live somewhere else - perhaps using part of your income to pay the mortgage on another house - or sell it and draw down your new wealth by paying rent.
Time to get shwifty.
Ima a poop in the sink.
No other choice.
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Assuming you’re subscribed
Why on earth is there a gemini watermark on this?
Because it’s slop.
What do you expect a person to go into their own bathroom (of which everyone has) and fake fail to open the toilet (that we all have) with the camera (that we all have on our phones)?!
Unreasonable!
Have you ever seen the play Urinetown?
This is the plot. Literally.
The bathroom said, “Fifty cents, please. Before turning on the water.”
Ubik, P K Dick
Wouldn’t stop me.
You already have a toilet subscription, it’s called your water bill.
That was my thought when I saw this post
But what about second subscription. Don’t you care about the share holders?
I already have second subscription, it’s the sewer bill. Should I consider getting third subscription?
Do it for the shareholders friend! And maybe even a 4th if 5th subscription! With overage fees and junk charges!
Look I’m not going to do that but if you were to sell subscription toilets well under market rates for a long time using investor funds until you run normal toilet manufacturers out of business I’m not sure I’d have a choice.
You don’t see the potential. Imagine what we can achieve once every toilet is connected to the cloud!
Wut? you guys don’t use Copilot to shit yet? Are you stupid?
This is stirring a memory. I swear there was some kids film or show where a toilet spoke, something like “thank you for flushing away your poop.”
It’s one of the more useful features of it.
Without AI flush your pipes will break bro
We could optimize performance so that every flush is catered to your needs!
Competitive shitting. Had this idea 5 years ago when we were debating toilet upgrades for some reason.
Also, rent.
I also pay specific sewage tax, which is legally required for anyone with a sewage connection to their home (where I live). And for people who don’t, they probably have some kind of septic system where they pay for the materials and personnel to upkeep that.
We have a sewer bill and it’s higher than the water bill.
My city has water and sewer combined.
Well… Clean water came in, shitty water left.
They should be paying you then, cause you added value!
Isn’t it proportional to water consumed? Kinda makes sense
that’s how it works here, based on your metered water usage (and you can’t have your own well for water)
I believe it also includes our trash.
Do you throw your trash down the toilet or what. How are Americans still alive
Through a complex system of misery.
Bathroom water handling fee.
2048 and this guy has running water? Fake news!
