👏 Langsames Klatschen. Nimm deine Hochwähli und geh.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and oddly enough I feel profoundly different every decade or so. Wouldn’t almost recognize my younger self.

Oh fuck! Rest in piece! Past the Event horizon.

Eggscellent

Also bei Dörrleiche kann man schon schmunzeln

Wouldn’t surprise me if they’ll nail him to his perch.

Jesus, I was there Gandalf, 3k years ago

Sure. Yes. And also I do hate Mondays. I do hate shit heads who uproot our society.

Yeah, the joke is ‘tame’ but it’s good that this is what the norm is. Someone needs to state the norm. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ did I chuxlle reading it? No. Am I glad this content is normal. Yes.

Darn. Makes sense…

Lord Reekis

And 100% to remember the name?

LPT is always in the comments

Are you sure about that? https://www.census.gov/housing/hvs/data/charts/fig07.pdf

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ this but unironically

ITT:

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I love winter 😘👌

I thought the father was an alcohol

Meaningful change will only happen when fewer than half of all people own houses. Now, more than half owns a property, and, if the system was to change, they’d lose money. More than half the people will uphold this status quo.

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Funny because that’s the actual start of the Witcher…

Quote: She came to him towards morning. She entered very carefully, moving silently, floating through the chamber like a phantom; the only sound was that of her mantle brushing her naked skin. Yet this faint sound was enough to wake the witcher - or maybe it only tore him from the half-slumber in which he rocked monotonously, as though travelling though fathomless depths, suspended between the sea bed and its calm surface amidst gently undulating strands of seaweed. He did not move, did not stir. The girl flitted closer, threw off her mantle and slowly, hesitantly, rested her knee, on the edge of the large bed. He observed her through lowered lashes, still not betraying his wakefulness. The girl carefully climbed onto the bedclothes, and onto him, wrapping her thighs around him. Leaning forward on straining arms, she brushed his face with hair which smelt of chamomile. Determined, and as if impatient, she leant over and touched his eyelids, cheeks, lips with the tips of her breasts. He smiled, very slowly, delicately, grasping her by the shoulders, and she straightened, escaping his fingers. She was radiant, luminous in the misty brilliance of dawn. He moved, but with pressure from both hands, she forbade him to change position and, with a light but decisive movement of her hips, demanded a response. He responded. She no longer backed away from his hands; she threw her head back, shook her hair. Her skin was cool and surprisingly smooth. Her eyes, glimpsed when her face came close to his, were huge and dark as the eyes of a water nymph. Rocked, he sank into a sea of chamomile as it grew agitated and seethed.

Is this where one walks the Abyss?

So… Not an ADHD simulator?