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department of loosers
phegs$ claude ❯ Claude, wtf! You told me we should bomb Iran! It didn't work! * wrangling You're right to push back. That's on me. Would you like me to draft a plan to bomb a similar country?
To be fair, Trump has announced this war is finished 38 times already. So he’s lost 38 wars.
Pete Hegseth is the biggest loser in the world. He took the largest military in the world, and than lost against a couple of mullahs in funny hats.
Also
That’s a a handy list to start with in 2029, possibly earlier.
I regret I can offer only one single upward arrow to your submission
So in truth, he lost to their Ministry of Silly Hats?
Fact check: TRUE ✅
If they want to be successful at doing the thing that’s in their name, they just need to add one word: “department of war crimes”
He didn’t name it the department of winning wars. Checkmate libs.
When a non-serious person is acting serious, they just look angry. Pete would have benefitted more from acting lessons than a whitehouse make-up chair.
Right? Looks like he is struggling to take a shit in that pic
You would think that would be easy for him, considering he is full of it.
Nah, if shitting were easy for him then he wouldn’t be full of it anymore.
At least it was a war. Imagine having a Department of Special Military Operations.
Department of Excursions
That’s the secret service, with all the golf trips they go on
Excretions
Hegseth drinks his own piss
… But only because it’s 80 proof
Hey now, it definitely absolutely definitively was not a war. So it’s impossible to lose it, right?
Losers lose. No one really notices how much they lose and how big a loser they are until they are in the spot light.
It’s the DoD unless changed by an act of Congress no matter how much the tiny dick drunkard wants it to be otherwise.
One has to wonder if he expected Iran to fight back, if he was naïve enough to assume they’d simply roll over.
They absolutely were stupid enough to think that there would be one wave, and that would be it. They think like children, and only consider what’s right in front of them. They never think about Steps 2, 3, etc.
Trump confirmed it a week or two later, when he actually told the media that they were shocked that they actually fired back, NOBODY could have predicted that. Hey loser, EVERYBODY predicted it, and they’ve been predicting it for years.
From the land of the exceptional and the home of the clueless? Yeah, probably. He thinks he’s the hero in an action movie, instead of an oafish villain in a tragic comedy.
Iran is literally in the business of making battle tested drones for Russia. What could go wrong?
A lot of magats in my town expected Iran to roll over.
"We’re the most powerful country on Earth!’
He absolutely thought it would be like Venezuela and purged anyone who (would have) told him this would be a terrible idea.
Listen, you guys, if you could see him do a keg-stand, you’d totally realize how cool he is. /s
