If I get attacked by mosquitoes, even just a few bites, I spray down the whole yard and house siding, and then put out traps.

Figure I kill many for each bite I receive.

That reminds me, I have a zapper and a bat house to install.

Mosquitos messes with the wrong ombre.

I agree with the sentiment, but I think no guillotine can stand up to the visceral, satisfying brutality, of slapping your enemy against the wall, crushing them instantly, leaving only a spatter of (your own lol) blood around where their mangled carcass is.

And then cleaning the wall and washing your fucking hands ew.

Can’t find a link at the moment, but I’m reminded of the video of the guy who picked up a horse fly that was biting his horse, then fed the horse fly to a spider.

Source is Nhim_Art on X/Twitter.

For the past couple years, I only tweet guillotines. So, I get to retweet this one.