If I get attacked by mosquitoes, even just a few bites, I spray down the whole yard and house siding, and then put out traps.

Figure I kill many for each bite I receive.

That reminds me, I have a zapper and a bat house to install.

Mosquitos messes with the wrong ombre.

My Sammy rang the front door bell to be let in when I was a kid. One night around midnight my dad opened the door nude to let Sammy in and some dude was standing there instead.

I’ve heen casually riding at 16mph on single gear bikes since I was a teen.

Have the people deciding the speed limit ever riden a bike?

Gonna go seed some roms.

When I got here a Michael said it was The Good Place, but I’m beginning to think he lied?

Mine does not, but I do it anyway…

That’s the cost of using me as a couch.

Isn’t a published book ‘media saying something’?

Private DNS service.

Jerry rig door sensor.

Probably against the rules, but I’d do it anyway.

Ya know, some people actually only get on social media for curated news, to have actual conversations with other humans, or to share or seek advice about specific topics.

I spend most my time in tech, old home remodel, and local/hometown forums.

Generally you can just go back out the same way toyu cane in. The gaurds typically have to allow it for safety reasons. The employees generally don’t care. And if they do, reward their efforts with a single finger salute.

She stole my cat.