Polo is a dangerous sport. I’m sure we can all relate.
Who’s going to beat the subs high score?
Time for a reverse Squid Game. The world’s billionaires compete for their survival by using their own funds in a series of games centered on reducing poverty as judged by an audience of the poorest people. Last billionaire standing gets to walk away with their remaining assets and the knowledge that season two starts sometime next year.
They keep getting smaller. The next assassin will be a pathogen.
You forgot the orcas
The orcas have only wrecked some yachts (and relatively small ones at that). They haven’t killed any billionaires.
Yet.
You son-of-a-bitch, I’m in.
I like the energy!
And that is not just any bee, it’s a bumble bee!
…which are less likely to sting than honey bees.
I take the win for the world either way.IT WAS YOU who was training suicide bees around here? I knew i could blame that time i throated a bumble on someone else
Some billionaire: I remember driving with my friends when we suddenly saw a bunch of horses in the water and we all swam together to the horses. We rode the horses and it was incredible. So we bought the horses to play water polo.
Died doing polo. Fucking rich weirdos. Let horses be horses and stop using them for your weird sports
