Not to mention the scheduling…
He had 12 followers. I’m in my 40s and even I have more followers than that
Do we have any proof that his followers weren’t pornbots?
And none of mine have ratted me out to authorities
So far! There’s still time, keep your chin up!
they weren’t ‘friends’, they were unpaid interns.
Cult members. Jesus was a very successful cult leader in his time. He used the framework of an existing religion, and cast himself as a central figure in it. We’ve seen modern examples of this tactic.
It’s only a cult until you make it big and hit that mainstream success, then you’re a religion.
It got turned into a religion long after his his death. He died a cult leader, taken out by the state.
There were really only 11, cause you know one ratted him out to the romans.
So did Jim Jones and David Koresh
This joke was in Dogma wasnt it
SimpsonsDogma did it!
The trick is to always pay for dinner and drinks.
easy to do when you have access to free wine
Jesus was loaded… typical carpenter.
Well, they were all single.
12? You seriously forgetting my boy Long Rufus? The 13th apostle?
Yeah and look where it got him.
omg, they were roommates
A dozen incels and an ex-hooker is the zombie virginbae squad from way back.
Starting a religion is the trick
Oh shit hahaha
