By his Noodly Appendage!

Eh. My bog has a bluetooth controlled bidet so HA can wash my bottom, should i ever want it to…

Eh, that’s overrated. My HA server runs on RAID1 hotplug drives with multiple layers of UPS. It can survive multiple drive failures with zero downtime, even when physically replacing the drives.

I’m more interested in evading the online only cloud dependent bullshit many devices have.

Yeah I use my hob (British for stove) when I have a larger quantity to do. It’s also an excellent way to do it.

Microwave is brilliant for cooking broccoli. I want it fast, fresh and moist. You kill the flavour and the nutritional value by overcooking it in an oven.

… i don’t own an air fryer. Or any undies.

Waaaaait. Does that mean I can dry my undies in it??

Thry should get a massive salary but be strictly banned from all other forms of income.

Daniel Radcliffe is awesome though.

That machine looks really nice. Why did we decide all office machines after that had to be grotty shades of beige and white?

All seven users.

Straight of Epstein Distraction.

Not canon.

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It’s always rational at a personal level. Everyone thinks they’re doing the right thing for some combination of themselves, their friends and their allies.

It’s not for when things are going well. It’s for when their backs are against the wall. They are very heavily incentivtized to fight to the last no matter the cost.

Unpopular opinion: We should offer all dictators and their friends a safe retirement package.

Cornered dictators are dangerous. They will always keep escalating because the alternative isn’t just their neck on the block, it’s all of their friends and family too.

Performance is a stinking mess but gameplay is a joy. It’s not XCOM but it’s great in its own right.

OP’s purpose was video security, not doorbells. People pushing the button instead of knocking was an unintentional consequence.

Your 70s doorbell is not helpful.

Socialism!!!