Back when Microsoft was evil, but still tried to make a decent product. Now they are just evil and slop. So much slop.
Things that are okay if you’re white and rich but not if you’re anything else. Also, cocaine is fun.
Coke is a hell of a drug
Living in a van down by the river.
Give the man an aspirin.
Cocaine!!
That is the most on cocaine I’ve seen anyone be
This is the most cocaine I’ve ever seen anyone be
I think he checked out and let the cocaine do the talking / moving.
When I was a MS employee for a couple years I saw Ballmer in person at a quarterly division meeting, and I have to admit his enthusiasm was very contagious. He was like a kid at a Pokemon convention. Never saw him sweat like this tho.
Cocaine.
He’s like if the “van down by the river” character was in charge of microsoft
Still better than Nadella.
Damn Chris Farley would have done an ✨ideal✨ impersonation of this guy
Hey Dad, I cant see too good. Is that Steve Jobs over here?
This is the industry now but instead of developers it’s AI
Did not know this existed.
The guy is less concerning than the crowd being into it. He’s obviously on drugs, sure, whatever. The crowd (probably) isn’t, yet they’re celebrating it. I couldn’t believe it. I only felt concern and cringe while watching.
No wonder we’re fucked as a species.
I’ll never not be surprised at how he wasn’t having a heart attack on stage.
Made me think of this banger
How have I never seen this before? This is awesome!
Glad to have introduced you
