Jean this is exactly why you are not getting into heaven.
Clearly the invasion force GOT into heaven.
Otherwise they wouldn’t have realised they forgot about God :)
All I need are Lyra, Will, and a few good armored bears. We’ll be back before teatime
Those books are so good. I just finished rereading them for the first time since I was in like grade 5 and they definitely hold up. The fact that the movie was so watered down and didn’t continue the story just when it starts to get REALLY interesting and philosophical was a travesty
The TV series was excellent though!
Jeannette Rankin looking real smiteable right now
God can be temporarily incapacitated if you exploit her minigolf addiction.
I thought it was skeeball?
You’re right, I misremembered.
Giving me Unsong vibes
Yeah and the Kandra can’t even kill humans
Sounds like Grover’s plans have improved: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMZ-6zs0mM
That’s okay, God doesn’t exist and neither does heaven. Probably, I can’t prove it any more than you can, but even if the Tyrant exists I’d sooner go to hell.
Oh wow thanks for clearing that up, I was getting hung up on how sturdy the thing we gotta jam into the aperture to heaven would have to ve.
It would probably need quite a large breaking strain, and would have to be quite long so a dozen or so people can push it and pull it from side to side.
I also may be putting a lot of thought into this. But I have considered storming the gates of Heaven quite often, then realised St Peter would probably stop me and (as a result) have thought about going into Heaven through the back passage. Because taking God from behind seems like the best thing to do.
Nobody asked, but thanks for sharing.
