Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
I can show you the world.


Lmao where did you even find this
Got it from a friend who themselves probably got it from /r/196
Nice
Bloody squirrels, comin’ over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you
Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that’ll be 30 quid mate
“LOL” said the weasel, “LMAO”.

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What is the Airspeed Velocity of a laden Swallow?

“And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage.”

“Hold on Atreyu!”
“Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Sports’ came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
Don’t just stare at it Weasel….
The ride began comfortably enough, but when the bird started asking him whether he enjoyed the green and purple sky too and if his feathers were melting too much, Bob began to realize that he had made a terrible choice by not walking today.
And he didn’t even notice the sticker on the birds bumper that read gas grass or ass, no free rides
“The eagles are coming!”
record scratch anyway, this is me, you might wonder how I got into this situation…











