Mr. Mayonnaise back at it again…
Must have been Jimmy John’s. That place serves mayo by the gallon. I hate them.
…oh, submarine sandwich.
“If you fill my sub with mayo, how am I supposed to breathe while down in the water?”
I’d also get stressed when someone puts too much “mayo” on my “sub”
Yea, only I’m allowed to fill my sub with mayo!
But anyone can cleanup the extra mayo off your sub, right?
Of course, assuming they ask nicely

I wish that were me
You don’t need our permission to fuck a sandwich.
No no, I want to be the sandwich.
My bad, good luck and be careful with the lettuce.
My cousin told me our grandfather’s last words were literally “No mayo.” She left his bedside to make him a sandwich he had requested and when she got back with it he’d passed.
but was the sandwich made with mayo?
He died not eating what he didn’t like.
He knew.
“Plenty” = “none”
Mayo doesn’t go on a sub.
if mayonnaise does not go on a sandwich, what does it go on?
Not all sandwiches are subs. There are plenty of other sandwiches, like those weird cucumber sandwiches, you can put your mayo on.
I’ve never heard such a strange to me sandwich opinion before. is this a cultural thing?
mayo on subs is a common occurrence in Canada. and I’m not just talking about at Subway
It does not go specifically on a sub sandwich.
A sub sandwich gets oil and vinegar
Mayo is great on a BLT, or a Hamburger, but these are not subs
I guess I should have checked the username








