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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 天前

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 天前
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    Spring is sprung, the grass is riz
    I wonder where the birdies is
    They say the birdies on the wing, but that’s absurd
    I always thought the wing was on the bird

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    Fuck off; it’s already summer:

    Screenshot of weather app, showing a current temperature of 96°F/35.5°C and a high of 101/38

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      yoink

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      Spring is on the wire?

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    —Thank you, spring

    —Spring?

    —Because… um… you are a freaking spring…

    —Oh yeah.

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    I love spring 💕💜♥️❤️

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    It’s 80 degrees and I’m in my hammock.

    Tomorrow it will be 50 and raining.

    Two days later it will be below freezing.

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    It’s the time of year I really uncoil

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    Here in NM, we’ve been hitting 90F for the past week. Which is ~20 degrees above average for this time of year. We skipped spring and are heading straight into summer.

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      But it’s a dry end of the world.

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    Oh please let me keep this cold for just a bit longer. I hate the heat.

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    -Check weather

    -35°c with 85% humidity

    What winter what spring

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    That spring is spying on me, I can feel it!

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    Shocking

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