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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 days ago

What stops you from chopping down a utility pole?

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What stops you from chopping down a utility pole?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 days ago
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  • folaht@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    My axe is better suited to chop off Epstein class heads.

  • RegularJoe@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    I’m lazy and chopping it down would take effort. And then what am I going to do with a utility pole? You’re asking me to do labor and then think about my actions?

    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Firewood

      • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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        It’s treated with some crazy bad chemicals that make burning it a high speed trip to cancer land.

        • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          So it’s a giant cig. Holy shit! Big tabacco doesn’t want people to catch onto this

        • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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          This is shitty ask Lemmy.

          • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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            I didn’t say don’t do it. Just clarifying what the ride is.

          • knightly the Sneptaur@pawb.social
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            Arsenic poisoning is pretty shitty too

  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    Of all the things I could do, I actually do almost none of them, simply because I don’t want to, and this is one of those things.

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    I don’t need a dildo that large, especially with splinters…

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    Can’t risk it effecting the WiFi.

  • defrostedLasagna4921@piefed.zip
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    Common sense tells me I would get in trouble if I did that.

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    Can’t find any and if I would, they only have the type of electricity I really don’t want to mess with.

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    My ex took my axe, and she lives all the way in Texas.

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      New axes are being made and shipped to your local hardware or home & garden store daily

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        All my axes live in Texas . . .

  • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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    There are none, we bury our cables.

  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    None of my extension cords are long enough.

  • comfy@lemmy.ml
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    I’ve seen my neighbors Disaster Response Survival Manifesto. In fact this is also why I’m trying to stop global warming.

  • A🔻atar of 🔻engeance@lemmy.ml
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    I live in a society

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    They arent useful to construct guillotines.

  • wer2@lemmy.zip
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    Car already took it out

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    Gas prices

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