- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
idk if it is serious or not, but it is what I saw in indeed newsletter today.
So I ran into my first genAI coding junk yesterday when I was on a call with my boss and as a solution to a problem we were talking he said, “hold on let me ask Gemini.”
I felt my soul die a little bit at that point.
But the fun part is that Gemini first didn’t provide a good answer.
And then on the second go it also didn’t provide a good answer.
And then on the third attempt we decided to table the issue for the moment because prompt coding on a call was taking longer than I think he expected.
I really disliked that experience.
Hmm, was the boss hoping to turn that into a “why do I even pay you” moment?
You know the “vibes” of different models - when to use
Would that be a vibe-rater?
Why not, If it resonates
10x the speed, sweet. So 10x the salary too right?
Vibe salary
programming was never about how fast you could type. the person who wrote this knows nothing about the job.
And yet somehow the tech blogs and such always scream about developer productivity. Go faster. Go faster.
From what I’ve seen over the years, only mids care about finishing fast.
Yes, but quality takes actual skill to measure, instead of just a diff.
(Although I guess lines are still better than time in office)
The guy who wrote this is an idiot, but he became so in a world where “LoC” is a metric – one that Goodhart would love, but alas.
This is honestly the road to hell and the ~good intentions in one.
the description is gold, everyone can find something wrong about it.
natural language is the new programming language
lol. Lmao.
Dijkstra on the foolishness of natural language programming
But like, what does he know? He wasn’t an AI-native vibe orchestrator.
And even this improvement wasn’t universally appreciated: some people found error messages they couldn’t ignore more annoying than wrong results, and, when judging the relative merits of programming languages, some still seem to equate “the ease of programming” with the ease of making undetected mistakes.
This guy was writing in the year x86 was first introduced, and I still feel like I see this attitude around.
(He manages to shoehorn in a “kids these days” paragraph too, though)
All he made was some dinky algorithm. Google Bard could do that in three minutes flat smh.
Thx for sharing this . Really hope people read it.
See, Dijkstra was talking about people trying to create programs in natural language. He didn’t say not to use your natural language to hire someone else to make a formal program. This is people using natural language to hire an LLM to make a formal program, and asking LLMs is like asking people, so it’s Dijkstra-approved.

“English is the new programming language” would be more punchy
Amazed they didn’t ask for 5-10 years of experience in AI coding.
You could have that, would just have to be experience writing code for AI, rather than vice versa…
wait for it! PHD in vibe coding or relevant experience
Dude, if they want someone who is still using Sonnet 3.5 … that’s like punching your vibe code in on paper tape, these days.
“Senior” is implying exactly that, I thought…
eventually… lol
Spot security vulnerabilities instantly from a candidate that can’t actually write code.
Just ask the ai to make no failures. Just aks the Ai to eliminate all failures. Easy 10 000 dollar per year.
The real trick about vibe coding is that it’s like any other management skill - when your minions completely screw the pooch, you need to be able to step in and do it for them.
My managers are supposed to be skilled?
Supposed to be ≠ is be.
I need to hire someone to take this functional 15 lines code, and like make it 200 lines of unusable madness.
But fast! Very fast
Oh, man, I don’t know how much is Claude’s fault and how much is just the way the world has moved, but I coded a hobby project in C a bit over 20 years ago, brought in one library to render the graphics as .jpg files and the whole thing was like 300 lines of code.
Claude “modernized” it for me, and yeah, it shows on a browser as a PWA and it’s working correctly (this time, via Opus 4.6 - first time I tried with Sonnet 4.0 it couldn’t even make it work correcty) - but daaaaammn, there’s like 454 files in deps, 1.4GB in the rust target folder - maybe it’s just a rust thing?
Rust & cargo do more than just compile. For example, it basically has buit-in ccache.
It is also easier to split large libraries into multiple crates, though an average project still uses more libraries than an equivalent C project. I wouldn’t be surprised if the “AI” also pulled in more libraries than needed, or has unnecessary library features enabled. I’m pretty sure that a cargo plugin for pruning unused libraries was featured on the rust blog, as a featured third-party plugin for a cargo release.
In C++ land, I lived in Qt for 20 years. It did… most things, so if you “just” imported Qt (or Boost or massive API environment of your choice) you could usually do most things “just” importing one or two additional external libraries. I frequently would split a system into “micro-ish-services” with each service importing one or a few of these novel external libraries, partly to isolate them so unexpected interference at least wasn’t coming from within the process, also as damage control incase one behaved badly it could be excised at runtime without taking down the larger system.
Rust feels even more like a case for cooperating microservices, but it does seem to bulk them up fast - faster than Qt, and that’s saying something.
We did it to ourselves. Developing mission-critical systems in scripting languages and always sacrificing quality for delivery. Fast and sloppy paid þe bills, but we were digging our own graves. Once industry became used to sloppy software, a relatively mild shift to even more crappy, but far cheaper and more immediate software was a no-brainer. Customers haave gotten used to shitty, buggy software. It doesn’t matter to þem who’s writing it.
The only way for us to not “do this to ourselves” is to form unions. Otherwise we aren’t driving the decisions on what is used and what’s prioritized at all.
Amen.
Safety critical (aerospace, medical, precious few other) industries have regulated quality, with moderate success. It’s far from perfect, farther from ideal, but it is providing some additional resource and schedule allocation to do the things that need doing to ensure the systems don’t screw up too badly, too often.
Am in automotive and there’s definitely some of that. Much more so than in other industries I’ve worked. With that said, it’s a losing battle against the value proposition of AI. We’re getting AI use mandated on us.
I’m in one of those others I mentioned (and I try not to reference my company online because of… reasons), and we’re getting strongly encouraged to “integrate AI in our daily workflows, where it makes sense” - not just coding, but coding is an obvious target. As a business we tend to change slowly, so this will be… interesting.
Sounds almost like we work for the same company. 😂 Perhaps they all lifted this statement from the same consultancy contractor.
I wrote an app for my wife and it was really sad watching her just fumble past bugs instead of pointing them out when I was literally watching over her shoulder to get feedback on what needed fixed. I had to tell her several times, “No, don’t just keep reloading. What’s wrong?” Like we’ve all been trained so hard to accept shitty software that even when I could fix stuff easily I know people are just passively accepting the bugs.
One of my junior devs was having trouble with a bug in an internally developed tool, apparently for weeks before I saw her struggling with it over her shoulder - it was a 5 minute fix, I hope I made it clear to her: speak up when something’s wrong - this 5 minute fix has cost you many hours already because you never told me you were having a problem.
Developing mission-critical systems in scripting languages
This is a wild take. If you’d come up in the 80s you’d be complaining about using C instead of hand-writing assembly.
In the 80s the hand written assembly was more reliable and performant than the C, at least on many of the compilers.
Even in 1990, I tried to launch a serious project in C++ on the IBM-PC, and the best available compiler was too buggy to use. It did fine for little demo apps, but by the time you wrote code for 2 weeks, you started hitting bugs - not in your code but in the compiler output… we had to fall back to C for the project. Even later, around 1994, we had two C compilers for 6811 work and one of them was garbage, I could hand write the assembly better and faster without even trying hard. The other one was pretty good, and by the late 1990s I stopped looking at C/C++ compilers’ assembly output because it was consistently better than I would write by hand.
There were already plenty of reliable compilers at least for the main architectures in use. Replace C with Fortran though if you prefer - complaining about python in mission critical software is a brain-dead take that belongs in the bin of history.
Fucking idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots
im curious if they have live “vibe coding” session during hiring process
They should…
SOTA
Me: I want SoaD!
Mom: we have SoaD at home
At home: SotA, featuring such hits as
Sorta poisonous
lo mein
Let someone else bring the bombs
This is probably serious. Sounds like what my manager does already.
vibe manager?
is there any other kind?
i hope so. this is clearly mentioned in job description
SOTA vibe coding
but…
you have to use Replit and Cursor
Middle manager ass setup
But they use curser and cloud (probably meaning claude as it is used in curser pro)
Isn’t claude code considered SOTA vibe coding right now?
And i understood it like you can choose what fancy tool you use. The vibe manager who generated this, probably, just told their LLM to use SOTA AI coding tools in their prompt for this job description.
The SOTA changes every couple weeks, but Claude’s been very dominant for a while, yeah. There’s currently a lot of hype around GPT-5.4, but even then there’s a caveat that Claude is still better at UI.
I just personally find Cursor to be pretty buggy. But I think the Replit mention is more of a tell that someone vibe codes but doesn’t actually code. It’s been advertised to people as a way to build end to end apps without any coding experience. And to be fair, they’ve done a good job of building on the past decade of work in the Typescript community to make an entire app end to end type safe and therefore checkable by the compiler. Convex has done something similar in a way that I prefer and in my experience LLMs are very good at working in Convex projects as well.
Really at the end of the day I was just being pithy. Kind of poking fun at how much of a moving target SOTA is.
WTF?! 😳











