The druids liberated them.
Or ate them.
Ah but then the druids die, and turn to grass. And so the horses eat the druids.
A great druid-horse-grass-manure circle of life. Roll the dice, will see what is it for you: horse or manure?
If I choose manure does that mean a druid is gonna eat shit?
Maybe they’re just hiding
They’re probably off somewhere, horsing around
Yep, and yet people do not critique it’s open world for being empty.
Well of course not - they do have chickens after all
I don’t even think the cows are actually cows. Maybe all of them are just Cyric worshippers in disguise.
I took them all. My bad
No goats either.
How many games do you know that actually have goats in them?
Goat simulator 1 & 3
So, 1 game? Not many…
Goat of Duty
2 games? Still not impressive.
Legend of Zelda:
- Breath of the Wild
- Tears of the Kingdom
- Twilight Princess
- Links Awakening
Stardew Valley
Witcher III
Skyrim
I’m with you man, I DEMAND more goat games!
They listed 2 right there
Actually they listed 1 & 3
Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, Escape Goat 1 & 2, Tony Hawks, Farming Simulator, red dead 2, Goat’s Tale, to name a few.
Far cry had goats?
It had the Devil Goat.
Rothe seem pretty close to goats
Rothe are more like aurochs or oxen than goats.
