Shithead

I read it that way too

First, I’ll abolish your milk
Then, I shall abolish your VIRGINITY

I had a dream I worked for a soulless mining corporation. Oh wait…

Hi all! Referencing rule 2 “the entire showerthought should be in the title” I think this one warrants removal but I hate to wipe out good faith interaction in the comments, so I’m locking instead. Please consider resubmitting with a more concise/compliant title, or not. Peace.

And until they behave like nazis, you’d defer to the friendly warning, correct?

Big picture, this is positive news.

That said, I doubt the Admissions and Bursar’s offices are isolated from each other.

I see no reason to believe there aren’t donors making their feelings known that there is a limit to how far the university can go with this. I’m thinking of the Jurassic Park lawyer smugly saying “We could have a coupon day.”

Seems to be 1 player. Too bad, it’d make an awesome 2 player.

Union Dixie

Seconded Party in the CIA!

Sounds like Homestar Runner

My man

I knew none of this, so I appreciate both of you.

I knew none of this, so I appreciate both of you.

I was totally missing that angle.

My congressman with an infamous Christmas card ran unopposed in 2024.

Looks like I’M running against him in 2026.

AND HOW IS IT NOW, FUKKFACE??? (I am totally joking, peace)

6th grade computer class. I grew up playing video games and liked medieval era stuff despite not knowing how to spell it, so I thought I’d try to type “midevil(dot)com” into the URL bar. At the time it was some kind of BDSM site with a black background, red font, and multiple cats-o-nine-tails slapping to and fro like animated gifs (were they gifs? idk). My blood ran cold and I closed the window. I wasn’t caught thanks to the teacher also not knowing that browser history was a thing.

Well…someone could get the military out.

I appreciate this in a setting with a good teacher (not that yours was good). A couple teachers of mine had such poorly behaved classes that their faces looked defeated. If one kid speaks up it could help that teacher feel less outnumbered.

On the flip side - I scold my son for doing the same thing to his younger brother. The difference is they’re being loud at 5:30am while their parents and infant sibling are asleep, and they rob us of the last hour of sleep.