Oh please not cheap products, I love having to pay out the ass for everything

cheap friendships

It’s true, Xi told me we were totally gonna hang out again after we went to trivia night but then he totally ghosted me.

Not cool!

love too clench my tiny fists and threaten the sun

ATTENTION WORLD LEADERS: DO NOT MEET WITH JINPING “XI” HE IS STINKY AND NOT NICE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER DJT

Beats getting robbed 🤷

and make sure to tell him we’re not mad

so their friendship isn’t costly?

China manufactures basically all Apple products, lmao

I’ve been thinking of working with this one guy I barely know, but my former partner who’s been repeatedly jabbing me in the back with a knife tells me that other guy really can’t be trusted