Venezuela’s opposition leader María Corina Machado says she has presented her Nobel Peace Prize to US President Donald Trump.
She did not say whether Mr Trump accepted it.
The pair met in Washington on Thursday, local time, for lunch before Ms Machado left to meet senators at the Capitol.
As she left that second meeting, she was swarmed by media and said she had presented Mr Trump with the esteemed medal in “recognition for his unique commitment with our freedom”.
Ms Machado then referenced the 200-year-old gifting of a medal by the Marquis de Lafayette, a general who fought against the British in America’s Revolutionary War, to South American revolutionary leader Simón Bolívar, to signify the pair’s shared values.
spoiler
sorry, if I was going to compare her to a coffee, she’d be a flat white
Imagine being a bigger loser than john guido
She’s like if Juan Guaido and Liz Truss did the fusion dance
she thinks she’s on the team
hate ‘mango mussolini’ so much, it’s so
, be an adultI heard an Indigenous Elder call him that a rally last week, it’s a joke comrade, lighten up
I wouldn’t use it outside of slop, but this website is famous for jokes about piss, and farts (trumps), and beans
i will never lighten up
but it’s a mango 
The Nobel Committee shut down Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado’s intention to give her Nobel Peace Prize to President Donald Trump
Ms Machado then referenced the 200-year-old gifting of a medal by the Marquis de Lafayette, a general who fought against the British in America’s Revolutionary War, to South American revolutionary leader Simón Bolívar, to signify the pair’s shared values.
What if I paid homagé to this thing by doing the exact opposite?
“Please senpai, make me your puppet!”
flat white
here’s fucking hoping
