Trump will demand, at the figurative last minute, that either all World Cup 2026 games are held in the US, or none can be.

QAnon will claim that Trump is speaking to them from beyond the grave. Buy your psychic stonks now!

Dems win midterms, Trumps agenda accelerates.

Mamdani disappoints everyone.

Several ICE agents killed while on duty by right wing/libertarian extremists, this is used to justify repressing the left.

China continues decarbonization, electrification of 3rd world increases.

American Media begins referring to the US as “the largest Democratic/liberal/capitalist economy” as it becomes clear to everyone that China’s economy is better by every metric

Dems stop talking about global warming at all, The piecemeal lip service we get now disappears

US goes to War with Venezuela. Israel ramps up action in the West Bank and attacks all their neighbors. Resumes open conflict in Gaza.

Russia wins Ukraine war, but NATO starts making noise about some new territorial dispute. NATO tries getting some central Asian nation to be it’s new proxy.

South Korea attacks North Korea hoping for a limited engagement that increases US funding, makes war against China more likely before the West loses its strategic strengths.

I think some of these are already baked in. I have a feeling it is gonna be a shitty year.

Donald dies right before midterms. Republicans sweep but due to his death have deeply fictionalized and can’t agree on anything.

They embalm him and set him on perminate display in a moslem built near the Washington Monument.

Democratic leaders are sweaped up in show trials as a distraction from the Republican in infighting.

JD Vance has no riz and isn’t able to obsorb the vacuum left by Trump. The conservative internet outrage factory schisms on anti-israel lines.

The AI bubble finally pops leading to a worse crisis then 2008. Socialists are more prepared for this crisis and see membership numbers rise off the agitation.

As the tech industry implodes federated services see a huge migration off the dying infrastructure.

A lone wolf takes out a major political figure.

Idk I’m running out of ideas.

Nothing ever happens gang comes out on top!

My controversial prediction is that things will happen.

Mtg kinda having an izzet winter