• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    My partner and I showered today. I think it’s been a week. They smelled good before and after but different good.

  • Sarah@poeng.link
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    13 hours ago

    NOFX - “Showerdays”

    In the morning I awake
    I feel my bladder about to break
    I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
    Just feeling lousy

    My girlfriend tells me that
    It’s time to take a bath
    I say, “No, not today, it’s only Tuesday”

    Once every 24 hours
    I’m supposed to take a shower
    That’s not the way I do it
    Do it do it
    Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
    I don’t want to do it
    Do it do it

    It doesn’t make a difference to me
    Everyday I do the same old thing
    So why should I have to be clean?
    Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
    Also known as shower days
    I hate them