These look fantastic!

I’d add shrimp.

You have visitors?

Get some meth and a cheap hooker and have a party.

I’d be rolling in that shit like I was Scrooge McDuck.

I used to get the best tourtiere from a strip club in Montreal.

Release the bubba blowjob photos!

I use radio controlled pick axes and AI-powered ANFO.

What you don’t use a radio to mine with?

Pussy.

I wash my bedsheets yearly whether they need it or not and besides that it’s mostly a self-contained ecosystem for example I don’t change my bath mat because that’s where my mushrooms grow.

My wife gave me a couple packs of boner pills and ones to make my dick bigger.

Not sure what’s she’s trying to tell me.

I do.

You’re lucky there’s two there.

Can I post jifs in comments?

I can’t stand cupboard drawers or microwaves hanging open it would drive me nuts.

Would it kill you if you shoved forty thousand bananas up your ass in ten minutes?

Some of any money you donate goes to running .ml.

I love blue checkmark tweets put on a holiday background so you forget you’re supporting Elon being shitty.

It’s always the ones you expect the most.

You’ve got people in the communist country of Canada with (mostly) universal healthcare who are into those conspiracies so I think it’s just human nature.