Remind your family that it doesn’t matter if Jesus was born because he died and we already have a holiday for that called EASTER. If they serve a “Christmas” feast, remind them that the EASTER feast is much better after LENT. Ask them why they didn’t get you colourful eggs while wearing your fully anatomically-correct Easter Bunny suit. CHALLENGE them.
You’ve maintained The Easter Lifestyle this long and this is just two more days of resisting the hater horde, but you will be VINDICATED when they crawl back to you in April.
I actually pissed off a family member already this holiday who thought we were doing devil worship by having new years resolution. I asked them if they celebrated Easter. They do. I asked them if they knew about Eostre, Easter’s namesake. They did not. I told them. Now they’re very upset that I told them they too are devil worshipping by celebrating a holiday named after a pagan god.
Anyway funny that happened yesterday and today randomly there’s a post about Easter.
i wish i had the confidence to call any old bullshit i don’t like “devil worship” like that
beans on toast? devil worship
speaking french? devil worship
speaker phone on the bus? believe it or not, devil worship
Try being a white boomer, you will have unlimited confidence to be as wrong as you want
If worshipping the devil is how you celebrate Easter, I won’t take that away from you. It’s YOUR day, EVERY day.
Everybody hates when I tell them A Christmas Story is actually an Easter movie. Ralphie gets into a BUNNY suit for crying out loud.
Every movie is an Easter movie. Some just don’t acknowledge it unless you can read the hidden messages.
i welcome this new front in the war
It’s one more battle for veterans like us. Halloween, St. Patrick’s Day, Armistice Day- I’ve lost every relationship I’ve ever had on Valentine’s Day because they don’t want to find the eggs I hid for them. Strategy over tactics.
