• hOrni@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Somewhere in Texas there is a statue of Jesus on a cross with a bandage on his ear.

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      2 months ago

      I want to say you’re just joking, but if you show me a pic of a statue with the bandage/plaster/thing… I won’t be surprised . just worried…

      ((Like, remember then (supposedly) god killed all those who followed false idols in that moses-goes-up-mountain&aaron-didnt-stop-the-people-from-praying-to-gold chapter?))

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        That’s old testament. They’ve divided old testament law into ceremonial, dietary, and we like these because they give us control over people. So you can’t use anything back there as justification.

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      2 months ago

      …and wearing a Charlie Kirk mask.*

      *purchased at his funeral, autographed by Erika ❤️

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    2 months ago

    Reframing it is the obvious - and very easy - thing to do. Since so many Trumpists are obviously deranged.

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    What if Charlie Kirk hired someone to shoot him in the ear so he could be like Trump but the dude just missed?

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    2 months ago

    I hope they find a new disease in Trump’s MRI results and name it Trump Derangement Syndrome

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    I truly wonder what it’ll be like for these cult members after this rotten sack of shit finally dies a miserable death. Will they bring their cult to someone else? Rightwing propaganda outlets have worked too hard and finely tuned their brainwashing methods too well, to just give up this level of population control.

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    These guys look like a dude at a convention carrying a lewd anime body pillow he just bought and trying to pretend like its not weird