God, imagine an aphex twin limo of these pulling up at the HSR and hopping in one?

But the average American man would feel diminished. The truck bed is actually useful so it’s waaaaaay too big.

If Elan Must was not a lame bigot:

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No shit I thought that was custom and had to look it up. Turns out Chevrolet actually made a ute for a few years. This body type was invented in Australia AFAIK, I didn’t think it ever made it to the States. Was really popular here, only really stopped being made in the last decade or so.

It’d have to be at least twice as big for Amerikkkans to be interested.