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Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Has anyone considered analysing the conditions that cause the hippos to be hungry?

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Has anyone considered analysing the conditions that cause the hippos to be hungry?

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Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    maybe the hippos should learn to code

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    divided up by color and pitted against each other in decadent games for their bourgeois masters

    • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Its exactly like george orwells hunger games

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      this is how I’d frame Chess! The Movie too

  • TheConquestOfDatAss [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    When I feed the hungry hippos they call me a Saint. When I ask why the hippos are hungry they call me a communist.

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      parenti the revolution that feeds the hippos is the revolution that gets my support

  • UmmmCheckPlease [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Artificial scarcity creating a zero-sum race to the bottom… smdh (stroking my dogs head)… hippos need to seize the means of adding little white balls to the middle of the board

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    it’s just hippo nature to be hungry hungry

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      Are you saying hippos are ontologically hungry? This is problematic and you must be cancelled on facebook. Just because they are hippos does not mean they are hungry

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        typical flapper-ass behavior to lecture a hippo about my own fucking lived experience. Avianoids don’t get it and never will.

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          Fine! Eat your white balls see if I care!

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    Give a hippo a ball and it can eat for a game. Teach a hippo to fish balls and it can feed itself for the rest of its life.

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    Balls? Let them eat cubes

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    The hippos are in assisted living, and must be fed by a caretaker.

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    Those levers getting clapped every 2s doesn’t help, they are hungry due to stress and abuse, just like me fr fr.

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