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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Surprise?

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Surprise?

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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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  • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip
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    Because it’s Goodyear, AZ. It’s on the west edge of the Phoenix/Metro area and almost out of town. It’s an RV Park, Perryville Prison, The city of Surprise, and an exotic wildlife zoo. If any of those populations were to escape (especially people from Surprise), you wouldn’t want them to mingle with normal society.

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    Cotton Lane: because this used to be cotton fields, one of the major agriculture crops of Arizona

    Prison: because when this prison was built, it was like 25 miles west of town, now it’s continuous city well past this point

    Surprise: a western suburb of Phoenix

    Zoo: wildlife world zoo, a private zoo with too small cages and little in the way of habitat for the animals.

    Trailers: because the Phoenix area is a trailer park that somehow grew up into a city.

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      If it hadn’t been for Cotton Lane Zoo
      I’d be in prison no Surprise, there too
      Where’d you come from?
      Where’d you go?
      Where’d you come from Trailer Park Sue

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  • mech@feddit.org
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    Hey kids, surprise!
    I’m not taking you to the zoo!

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    Plot twist: those are all the same place

  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    This just sounds like a normal zoo from the animals’ perspective.

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    Its a Prison Surprise Zoo! Yaay!

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    Welcome to Phoenix. This list applies mostly everywhere

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    You can skip Surprise if you don’t bend over in Prison.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    They’re all the same building.

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    I wonder what the surprise is.

  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    Maybe it’s a “Tout Directions =>” type of situation? Often used in France to get through towns.

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    I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but I think it might be escaped convicts riding escaped zoo animals.

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    At least it has trailer access.

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