I feel personally attacked
Also, I think I convinced my wife to complete a household task. Does that count
That’s called delegation, and as long as you use it responsibly it’s a good skill to have. If you think seriously about whether you need the help before asking you should be good
She did it! She put away her giant pile of sweaters. I did a delegation
It’s a trap, D doesn’t actually work!
Yeah and the food doesn’t have to be processed junk neither. It could, idk, be ribs fuck I forgot to smoke ribs this week.
Depressed person who can’t even do chores cooking good food? Sounds fake.
D. Completely one and only one household task
to do:
- masturbate
- buy junk food
F. Complete one (1) highly-processed household task that I don’t really need to do, like reorganizing my DVDs in a new and interesting way.
I like the way you incorporated options C & D into one new option F, is there a way you can incorporate A and B into that also?
B is represented by a task that I don’t really need to do, but how about…
F. Complete one (1) highly-processed household task that I don’t really need to do, like reorganizing my
DVDspornography in a new and interesting way.
A and D
A is actually good for your prostate if you have one. Men who ejaculated (any cause) above 21 times a month whilst young have significantly less incidence of prostate cancer when old then men who ejaculated fewer than five times a month whilst young. The correlation is still there later in life, but the young wankers etc are making a bigger positive difference.
D is probably good too, but fewer studies have been done on it.
C is actively harmful and correlates with all-cause mortality.
B is probably bad for your bank balance.
Conclusion:
A. Lots of A. As much A as you like, it’s all good. Science says so. D also good.So you’re saying I’m immortal?
I don’t know of any real world lines of best fit that keep going for ever, but keep it up, dude, keep it up. That’s one healthy prostate you’re nuturing right there.
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Disregard, meant to reply to thread 😆
Do Halloween decorations count as a household task? What if I put the fake spiderwebs over the pipe of laundry to hide it?
