• Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    13 天前

    After his mandatory brainworm injection, Tom became a productive member of the Trump administration.

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    13 天前

    “I’m injecting the update now; you should be getting the new Emojis in just a moment.”

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      13 天前

      I guess this is rinsing an infected ear. The eyes are protected to prevent droplets of possibly infected goo entering them.

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        13 天前

        When your brain explodes out your other ear, you don’t want to be getting any in your eyes. Also, its not a plug, it just ties them to the table so you don’t steal them.

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      13 天前

      I have a special syringe for this. I had impacted ear wax a few years ago and I went to urgent care to get it rinsed. Turns out my other ear was also impacted, just not as bad. After the rinse, I could hear in 3D. I felt like I shouldn’t have been allowed to drive home because it felt like I was on acid it was so overwhelming. On the drive home I heard a crappy Honda with a bad exhaust drive by and I was scream-laughing at how visceral it was.

      Now I rinse regularly in the shower and don’t get to have free acid trips :(

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        13 天前

        I had to go get urgent care wax removal after a wax hunk shifted and plugged up my ear painfully. I was at college and had my parents’ crappy insurance. I got billed $350. I bought several irrigation devices and an endoscope that plugs into my phone after that. NEVER AGAIN >:(

        Congrats on your cool drug-less trip lol

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    13 天前

    Idiotectomies required the subject’s corporation for the best results. Hanneman’s (Journal of Medical Ethics, June 2017) breakthrough, illustrated here, uses bomb glasses to increase compliance. It is rare the fuse needs to be lit, but a lighter should be kept in plain view of the subject as both reminder and enforcement if necessary.

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    13 天前

    It’s an old investigation in the '70 about vertigo, injecting cold water in the ear.

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    13 天前

    “Ronnie would never listen to facts, so they filled his head with silicone.”

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    14 天前

    ‘We find this alkali wash really alleviates the toxin build ups around your head. That’s the real cause of migraines’