You blow the king, obviously.
Maybe you’re just not using them right.
Well not with that attitude 😂
Why is that a reaction image?
It is the most appropriate reaction to someone suggesting windmills blow air like a fan. 🤷🏻♂️
arent windmills usually the ones getting blown?
I actually like this answer better hahaha!
Watch out for the Don Quixote gambit…
I always tilt after seeing that Gambit
You die since the king will kill you and bishops can’t kill because it’s a sin
Take the bishop.
Assume his post.
Spread the heresy that the White King is the Black Queen’s illegitimate love child.
Mill the wind, obviously
Bust out the nethertyphoon
Subject yourself toward the Dutch king.
Blow a mutha fucka.
You have to do something they don’t expect from a windmill, harness the earth use a subterranean apc.
Rotate the 8 squares around you one space counter clockwise.
Roundhouse kick.
Mill some grains to flour and bring that flour to the queen so she can make some loafers
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accept the peoples’ grain. return the dust.
