The ability to necro a 30 year old vetoed bill doesn’t sit right with me. There should be some kind of time limit on it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the stupidest man alive!

All you have to do is look at how much of the collected money actually guess to the school then ask what happens to the rest. That’s why.

He was publicly raving about enacting tariffs before the tariffs were officially announced and in place. The only people that didn’t know they were coming were those not paying attention and the willfully ignorant.

Damn, time was not kind to Mr. Bean.

Make some apps for yourself. You’ll probably not use them, or even share them […]

Or even finish them. It’s still valuable experience.

Making other people feel good feels good.

Manipulation

Your comment makes me think less of your intelligence, especially since all I know about you is from your comment. I thought this might be insulting, but I wanted to say it, so I said it.

Both, with a slight preference for “I”.

That one sounds like it might actually be pretty tasty.

Hmm, none of these worked out when I made scrambled eggs this morning.

Not just a mental disorder, which is bad enough by its self, but some conservatives are pushing for it to be grounds for involuntary committal.

They could stop voting to confirm Donnie’s appointments for one.

Unfortunately if you aren’t an actual employee, minimum wage doesn’t apply. And if you have to bid against other workers for work, you DEFINITELY are not an employee.

No it’s not. I have hundreds of photos on my phone, that I took myself, of my cats staring directly in to the camera that say otherwise. It’s dead simple to make an animal, especially a cat, look at the camera. You just make a “psst psst” sound, or dangle something floppy right above the camera while taking the photo.

Mocha would like to have a word with you.

And so would Casper.

I can go on if you’d like.

Heeeeeeeeeres Charlie!

These are all great, except for this one.

• It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case

Sorry, this one’s on you. It’s literally IT’s job.

If the judge tells you that your “right to stfu” doesn’t apply in this situation and that you must legally answer the question, then you either answer the question or get held in contempt until you do. And that CAN be held against you.

My best friend has a serious allergic reaction to onions. It’s no joke. He ended up in the ER for 3 days after eating something with only a hint of onions.

To his credit though, he checks his burgers to see if they contain something that could kill him before eating them.