I’d combine a dodo with a Tasmanian tiger
A bat and a rat so we can bring back brat summer
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seagull + raccoon
Mr Steal Your Garbage Can
front: turkey
back: turkey
Pigeon and a Human
This got me
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OMG YES!
Flying squirrel top half with an ostrich butt and legs
eaglerilla
eaglerilla
Hercules beetle and elephant
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I was imagining there would be no change in size so it would be a very large creature flying by very small wings
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Goose + Scorpion
I don’t know what it would be called, but I’d release a pillowcase them into the HVAC system of ICE offices.
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flying animal
a dodo
Pick one
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Magpie, Giraffe. The hind feet never leave the ground no matter how hard he flaps his wings
Favorite bird is a barn owl and favorite land animal is a binturong.
So I guess the barnturong.
I don’t remember this one, but I assume the joke is owlbears. But also, owls are terrifying and so are bears, so that one’s solid for me!
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Magpie and ferret
A goose and a boa constrictor. If a proper griffon bodyplan is still required, parrot and squirrel.
