I mean it’s one car, Alec. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
Holds up wrist sporting a Casio F-91W “Al-Qaida”
Big deal… This watch also costs more than my car.
A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my ‘car’, it’s a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money…
Do have some other investmentadvice I shouldn’t heed?
My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car
So being rich is a fairly new thing to you? What are you gonna do when you get used to it?
Do you say shit like that because nobody can tell the difference between your watch and a cheap one?
“Does it keep better time than my 15 dollar digital Casio? Is it sturdier? Will it last longer? Is it more comfortable? No? So you spent a ridiculous amount of money to buy a less functional watch made out of precious essential materials just to try to impress people like me?”
Honestly though, if you want to piss watch people off, just say “Oh, it looks just like a regular watch, thanks for pointing it out”.
“Oh, I thought you bought a cheap knockoff like anyone who can handle money. Looks just like one.”
Does your watch get good milage?
“Okay?”
I am not a friend of clever comebacks. People who point these things out are pathetic and people who get triggered by that only slightly less so.
Great! Does it help you with not shooting people as well?
hes just have a itchy trigger finger.
“Good for you. Have a cookie. My $20 Casio tells the time just as well.”
Probably more accurate. It wasn’t called the Quartz Apocalypse for nothing.
“Oh, you could only afford one watch?”
-“What time is it?”
Damn thats a cheap watch, is it Chinese too?
