I made an incorrect assumption that everyone in the auditorium understood that, yes, we are all going to perish from this earth. So I apologize, and I’m really, really glad that I did not have to bring up the subject of the tooth fairy as well.

For those that would like to see eternal and everlasting life, I encourage you to embrace my Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

Marie Antoinette never actually said “let them eat cake,” but if she had it would’ve been smarter than this. The ghouls are showing their fangs.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    They believe in God, it’s just that God is cool and they have a close personal relationship with him

    That’s why God always forgives them for the bad stuff they do, because it’s not bad

    Because if it were bad, then God wouldn’t be cool with them and they wouldn’t be rich