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Stamets@lemmy.world to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago

I'm going to murder you now

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I'm going to murder you now

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Stamets@lemmy.world to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Never tell people you take adderall. They’ll ask you for adderall to get high.

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      (this advice does not apply if you want to sell adderall)

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        Well obviously

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          Soooo…do you have any Adderall?

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            Not anymore

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            I got Ritalin.

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              Viagra Lite

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                Really? I don’t have sex as I’m not interested in people like that.

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      Especially in this day and age in the United States when the “health department” is trying to categorize these groups as subhuman if you’re autistic or have ADHD

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      Or launch into a tirade about how it’s fake and doesn’t do anything and be reeeeally fucking insistent on it

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        I just stopped answering her calls

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        or launch into a tirade about how it’s meth in disguise because their drug knowledge is having watched breaking bad in 2015

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        Or accuse you of selling drugs

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