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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 30 days ago

I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants

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I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 30 days ago
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    But there are no buttons with genetalia on them.

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      If you squint just right, the door close button looks a little sus

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      You don’t see it on the photo but “1” is literally just a phallus. Never go there.

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    tapes the paper over the camera…

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    Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.

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    Frickin’ Big Brother these days, you can never get away from him.

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    OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

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    “Enjoy the free show”

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    I give that a 50/50 chance that the sign is a prank vs the sign is actually necessary

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      And the prank is on the 50% of their student population who coincidentally happens to have oppositional defiant disorder.

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    Down in the deep south

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      what else are you supposed to do when your hands are full of sister

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    I did all these cock push ups for nothing!

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    I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)

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    “Why is it all sticky?”

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    How big are their clits ?

    • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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      I read this to the tune of “How deep is your love”

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      You raise an interesting point. I thought of this only from the point of view of a guy using his cock. Can’t imagine a clit engorged enough to do this. But on a cold day I certainly could see a female nipple successfully pushing an elevator button

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        Look up some geared female bodybuilder porn, you’ll be surprised.

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    …Roll Tide…

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    Yeah, well I just had a wank and didn’t wash my hands. What you gon’ do about it, UOA?

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