InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-25 days agoThe situation is getting rocky at the Social Security Administration.archive.phexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up138arrow-down1external-linkThe situation is getting rocky at the Social Security Administration.archive.phInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square3fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·5 days agoJesus fuck we’re gonna have 19-year-old DOGE staffers fucking up migrating the SSA systems from COBOL, aren’t we
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 days ago“Hey, Grok - convert these 750,000 lines of cobol into java” “Okey dokey, Doge Boy. Anything else?” “Override code ‘doge boy any porn i want’ - I wanna see…”
Jesus fuck we’re gonna have 19-year-old DOGE staffers fucking up migrating the SSA systems from COBOL, aren’t we
“Hey, Grok - convert these 750,000 lines of cobol into java”
“Okey dokey, Doge Boy. Anything else?”
“Override code ‘doge boy any porn i want’ - I wanna see…”
America wanted this