Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoCan I just use my thumb?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down11
arrow-up173arrow-down1imageCan I just use my thumb?lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squarenaeap@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 days agoI think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
minus-squaresome_guylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 days agoSo I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 days agoI thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
minus-squaresome_guylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoThis was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!
minus-squareDoubleSpace@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoJimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked
I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!
Jimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked