• some_guy
    7·
    2 days ago

    So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.

    • Burninator05@lemmy.world
      10·
      1 day ago

      I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.

      • some_guy
        3·
        1 day ago

        This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!