“No dickheads allowed” lol
Edit: wait that’s the company’s LOGO?! Let me laugh even harder
Edit 2: I was hoping they’d explain what the hell their logo is, and translating their “About Me” page gave me this: “Incifra was founded in 1983 and was the first in Italy to dedicate itself to the trade of queue management snails, the symbol of the company.”
“Queue management snail” meant nothing to me as an American so I took the original Italian and image searched it:
… They make ticket dispensers. How the fuck does your logo convey that?!
You know what, well played, Incifra - your company does indeed prevent people from being dickheads
“Queue management snail” is a perfectly valid name for that device imo
Oh, I totally understand why they call it that now, but on first glance I just thought it was a translator fail
Oh for sure. When I first read it I had no idea what they were talking about, then when you posted what it actually was I was like “yep, queue management snail, that checks out”
Now I can only see que management snail
If you look sideways, you can see the snail, mixed with the silhouette of a person, I guess.
“Autofellatio is prohibited beyond this point.”
ಠ_ಠ _/ [1984]
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Do not hit yourself on the head with your own penis. It’s illegal.
I hate it when that happens.
As if I had any control about that. Stupid discrimination. Like that time with the Small Weiners Club.
damn, coding in Brainfuck is forbidden
Don’t be a dickhead?
Transitioning to GameCube is not permitted
I’m a little tea cock…
Short and stout?
Here is my handle, it is also my spout.
Don’t
OK I won’t
Man… woman… now trunkman?!
Connecting both heads together is prohibited.
No autofellatio?
I should not have googled that.
Don’t think with your dick. Or Don’t let your dick replace your brain.
Don’t let your dick swallow your brain!
That’s even better. Good thinking.
you can’t shrink people snd use them as a hand bag?
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