that would be the funniest possible option, let me on the lathe

I-uh uh I love you, uh, Fat, er, I mean Drumpf, so I hereby pardon you of your murder, you killed your wife, right?

Thanks Crooked Joe for the pardon, y’know I never liked you, you’re such a sucker, I totally fucked you over and you’re too stupid to realize that, folks, he’s a real loser. LOSER.

Uh t-thanks Drumpf and God Bless Israel.

All charges have already been dropped