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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 7 months ago

The old boy next door asked me to help him stop getting Trick or Treaters round this week. Problem solved...

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The old boy next door asked me to help him stop getting Trick or Treaters round this week. Problem solved...

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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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    In computer science:

    A nonce is an arbitrary number used only once in a cryptographic communication

    In the UK

    A pedophile

    • Zavorra@lemmy.world
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      In Italian seems like “non c’è” (he Is not here) which somehow could have worked

    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      Your face is an arbitrary number.

  • Zip2@feddit.uk
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    Prince Andrew’s moved into his new gaff then.

  • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee
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    Anybody got a version of this with some pixels?

    • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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      Resolution looks fine to me. But here’s an alternative:

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      How to stop trick or treaters… The old boy next door asked me to help him so getting Trick or Treaters round this week. Problem solved…

      [A picture of a half-open white door in a brick wall. Written on the wall in black is graffiti saying “NONCE” with an arrow pointing to the door.]

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    Yeah, small dogs can be scary, too.

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