“I’m better looking than Kamala” – Donald Trump
This is a real quote.
Jesus Christ, how am I going to sleep now??
I guess a life of paying to rape underage people fucks up your skin.
I know prince andrew was into that, don’t remember hearing phil was
Oh whoops I confused my royal family ghouls.
An easy mistake to make
Wow, who is this?
Iirc he died like days after this photo was taken
Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he died days before this photo was taken.
Phil the Greek, literally a god.
Used all his energy to “heal” that ear 👂lolololol
If only. If only we could just blame all the evil in the world on some abstract figure like “the devil.” Must be nice.
Here’s looking worse and worse, I don’t think he would make it to the end of his term if he got elected
Agreed. I hear people talk about him running in 2028 if he loses here, but he’s old, eats like shit, and doesn’t exercise, plus he’s a toxically angry person which can’t be good for you. He might not even make it to January. I’m not looking forward to the rabid conspiracy theories that will surround his death. Even if he lived to 200, the cultists would still say that he was secretly assassinated by “the radical, socialist, communist, leftist, fascist, democrats”.
Motherfucker is older than every president that served from 1993 to when he took office in 2017. That’s right. Bill Clinton, George W Bush, and Barack Obama all are younger than him. Old-ass Joe Biden is only about 3.5 years older than him.
Uh don’t do ghouls dirty like that. Hancock and Cooper Howard would be offended. My fo76 character would be too, because he’s going to become a ghoul in the 2025 update. ):<
Imagine being the ugliest mf like DT and have more pictures taken of you than I dunno, taylor swift or some shit.
Grimace. I just remembered a McDonald’s character from my childhood describing this gross picture. Family Guy called him Ron’s autistic friend years ago. I’m getting old.
Lookin’ great, Donnie!
If you like politics+humor+eldritch-horror might I suggest Frankie Boyle and in particular his show New World Order.
He’s got friend’s on the other side. https://youtu.be/IxGzFnZckbo
So scared.
