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SSTF@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon meets a celebrity

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Anon meets a celebrity

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    Tom Cruise pays me $50/month for my toenail clippings.

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      He pays $100/month if you cry while you clip them.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Fifty bucks a month is all I need, I don’t have to live like Rockefeller to be happy.

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          You can donate the other fifty to Project Chanology.

          • AlexisFR@jlai.lu
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            I miss this old 4chan so much…

          • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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            interesting. I was somewhat part of that, but actually never hard that name.

            Ah, the good old days of somewhat-positive-4chan

      • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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        Where do I sign up?

    • Brkdncr@lemmy.world
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      He’s sells them to me for $35. What’s his game?

      • dudinax@programming.dev
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        No game, he’s just broke at the end of the month.

      • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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        When you sold them to me for $60, you told me they cost you $45? What is wrong with you? I will have to find a more honest toenail clippings retailer. Have a good day sir.

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        It’s $20 a month to play his game.

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    I can hear this post

  • JokeDeity@lemm.eebanned_from_community_badge
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    Obviously that’s not Tom Cruise. It’s Jerma.

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