Hey this is a Portal level!

Many people say Zuckerberg is an ostrich fucker, indeed! I’ve heard it many times, and from people usually well informed, that Mark Zuckerberg fucks ostriches. Good for you, Mark ‘ostrich-fucker’ Zuckerberg!

* legitimate telemetry data

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the Chad <any Roman figure of the second Punic war> and yourself as the soyjak Carthaginian

I spilled hot sand all over myself watching the Normans assault the castle & a black-armored knight shouted ‘this miscreant eating hot sand’ & everyone intoned a Te Deum

Hey Cuthbert, thanks for giving me the castle tour. Though… I caught something funny - I might have misheard… I think I heard you call the hole up there a ‘murder-hole’. Haha. It’s a joke right? Why would you call a hole a murder-hole? Lol (surely)

Non merci je refuse d’être éduqué sur la Bretagne.

Electricity is just fentanyl for vacuum cleaners

Duh. If he’s in debt, he just needs to buy more iPhones to resell them at a lower value. This is not hard to understand.

Or better still, create a network of resellers who would buy iPhones in exchange for recruiting additional iPhone resellers (imagine a pyramid). The growth potential is almost infinite!

You’re thinking of hips.

When you’re dead, it’s for a while.

OOP is a literal commie. A moderate would have moved to the more balanced, absolutely not fascistoid, truth social.

So many graves of authoritarian leaders and so little piss to offer. RIP & LMAO stalinist dictator, you should have remained a partisan

Sorry I was being woke. Thank you very much for defending freedom of speech by DELETED

Mussolini at the end of his career

Hehe. Why is that phrasing so funny?

What about Hitler losing his job?

Oh yeah? Well you say that because your team is shit!My team is a multiple-time genocide winner, and went several times in the finals for racism and segregation and is probably still one of the best for transphoby, homophoby and misogyny. Go fascists!

It’s a prophecy. When they reach 196 196-themed communities, 196 years of rule will begin.

Wow you’re right. I’ll have 2 neoliberalisms please. Gonna max out those shareholder values 💪

I will not release the big dumb-dumb for only $2 and a small piece of fish

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league