Give a girl a fish and she stares at you for a day.
Give her a fishing rod and she will stare at you for the rest of her life.aggressively stares at you until the end of time
May interest you in a blåhaj instead?
Sharks are fish, so this is a win!
omg blåhaj
“Hey baby, are you a deep sea trawler? Because you’re the fundamental driving force behind fish stock depletion and marine ecosystem collapse. Unrelated, here’s a fish.”
don’t kill fish, instead offer blåhajs
🫴🐟here for you
If I had a man who knew how to properly set up and maintain a healthy aquarium environment with proper PH and knew the dangers of nitrate levels, I’d be so happy!
What a specific, yet sincere, longing. I wish you good luck on your endeavor.
Thank you! Any man who can show that he has the desire and competence to educate himself enough to properly care for another living creature, especially creatures as sensitive as fish, shows that he has the ability to put that kind of thought & care into a relationship, as well.
I love fish and reptiles. A guy who is passionate about taking care of their delicately detailed needs in order to keep them happy & healthy makes me happy, too!
i want a man to set up an aquarium so i can swim in it
✨️❤️ Dream man ❤️✨️
same
Please don’t give me a fish
If you keep going and hand out bread you could feed like 4000 people
