• Gay_Tomato [they/them, it/its]
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        610 months ago

        Besides, this is all disinformation; the real threat are the Crab People

        The squid people have been putting in work to be called the real threat for years at this point.

      • @TheOakTree@lemm.ee
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        410 months ago

        Rumor has it that the great crab disappearance was a result of Joe Biden dumping adrenochrome in the ocean to cover Hunter’s habits, it turned the crabs gay and they didn’t reproduce as much ;)

      • Annoyed_🦀 🏅
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        410 months ago

        the real threat are the Crab People

        I cannot stand idly by this baseless accusation.

      • Carlos Solís
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        210 months ago

        Israel is just a way to hide their other name: Judea. And you know that Judea sounds a LOT like Jew-dea

  • @Ducks@ducks.dev
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    2410 months ago

    You wouldn’t believe it, but people who live in Israel are called Israelis. Very suspicious indeed.

  • Fluba
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    1910 months ago

    This is the same format of “source” my buddy would show me when he rambled on about COVID conspiracies. Or flat earth stuff. His source was always someone putting random images and text snippets together instead of a legit news/research source. We no longer talk about stuff and stick to literally nothing controversial.

  • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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    1510 months ago

    Yep, very clear demonstration of the fact that Israel is an apartheid state, given that it is indeed run by Jewish people despite the fact that Jewish people are a minority of the people living there.

      • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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        1610 months ago

        Maybe if you only count citizens, but there’s a large oppressed population called Palestinians, maybe you’ve heard of them?

        https://www.timesofisrael.com/jews-now-a-minority-in-israel-and-the-territories-demographer-says/

        According to Soffer, there are 7.45 million Jews and others along with 7.53 million Arab Israelis and Palestinians living in what he termed the Land of Israel, meaning Israel plus the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

        • SoyViking [he/him]
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          1210 months ago

          Add 5.9 million Palestinian refugees to that list as well. The Zionist settlers are a minority in Palestine.

          • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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            810 months ago

            So in other words, one has to exclude significant, heavily populated areas that are being governed by the state of Israel in order to claim that it’s a democracy. It is deeply unclear why one would want to do so, though, given that the same government has given its full endorsement to settlers moving into these same areas, and has given absolutely no indication (in recent decades, at least) of ever intending to vacate these territories.

  • TimeSquirrel
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    Most business owners there are Israeli citizens too, coincidence? There’s something weird going on, I’m just asking questions, guys.

    • @Facebones@reddthat.com
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      510 months ago

      Clearly a yuge conspiracy against Americans, everyone knows Americans are the best businessmen, anyone who says different only says that because they’re worse - it’s true, folks, these people love to lie - after my christening I closed a 7 figure deal, they can’t say that, can they? No they can’t because they don’t do christenings there, very sad, very rude to the Christian population those Christians always getting the short end of the stick but they won’t talk about that will they folks, no they won’t. I will though, somebody has to stand up for those righteous oppressed people and the media sure won’t do it but I’ll make sure everybody knows that Americans are getting a shit deal there

  • ren (a they/them)
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    1110 months ago

    Oh shit! This is going straight on Qanon Facebook right now! My mom’s brother needs to know!

  • Hypnos9
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    210 months ago

    This is such a shocking revalation! I never knew!