• Jim
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        201 year ago

        It’s just the classic Navy Seal copypasta with a few modern tech edits. Nice to see they included Lemmy in this version

    • DerRackletTänzer
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      Hold the phone, folks! Looks like we’ve got the ultimate keyboard commando here, armed with a degree in “Top-Secret Internet Intimidation” from the School of Pixelated Bravado. I’m genuinely in awe of your prowess in DDoS dance moves and your extensive hacking resume. Did you know they teach “Tracing IPs with Bare Hands 101” there? I’m not sure if it’s more impressive or terrifying.

      You know, there’s something oddly inspiring about your passionate monologue of digital doom. It’s like watching a master chef prepare a soufflé with a flamethrower – unconventional, but you can’t help but admire the dedication.

      I can’t help but wonder, in the heat of your impending online apocalypse, do you plan to unleash an army of malware minions or just summon the mighty Blue Screen of Death? Your commitment to imaginative chaos is truly commendable.

      However, might I suggest we channel this creative energy into a friendlier arena? Let’s conquer the digital world with laughter instead of threats. After all, the pixels we share today might just be the start of a legendary meme saga. Keep typing, intrepid warrior!

      Ps: made with ChatGPD was to lazy to write something by myself :p

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    People are more likely to comment when they disagree, since agreement just ends up sounding like “me too!”

    But I find people on the fediverse are a lot nicer

    • radix
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      261 year ago

      People are more likely to comment when they disagree

      Never realized that. Good point!

    • @iorale@lemmy.fmhy.net
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      I end up not commenting because I try to proofread and while doing it I notice I don’t care enough about whatever or my comment doesn’t really matter and just cancel de comment.

      • @WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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        I do that a lot when Im about to make a dumb joke reply. Halfway through correcting all the mistakes I thankfully realized it’s just not worth it.

        Kinda feel bad for people when a joke I’ve made makes it to being posted.

    • mommykink
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      It’s kinda like when you filter reviews and everything is either 5 stars or 1 stars. Most people will only comment if they feel strongly about something and unfortunately we live in an outrage culture, so the majority of interactions will be negative. Very rarely will someone put the effort to reply to something they feel ambivalent towards

      • soapyplasm
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        11 year ago

        I’ve noticed that. Everything’s become so black-and-white and lacking in nuance that people feel like they absolutely must fit into one box or the other. ugh

    • Definitely.

      On reddit I have observed my faith in the intentions of the person on the receiving end waning over the last years bc of that.

      I have been surprised at the good faith people reacted to my comments with, I haven’t yet gotten to the reddit poison fully out of my system.

    • @jackpot@lemmy.ml
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      we’re in a golden age before corporations, bots, and racist dumbasses come, we’re not popular enough to attract people so the only ones here are foss enthusiasts and i know this is elitist but theres definitely a correlation between that and not being a weirdo jackass. once this gets more popular get ready for the shit hurdling and over moderation again. sorry to burst your bubble. i love this community

      • @mrmhm@lemmy.world
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        101 year ago

        What the fuck did you just say about Sync for Lemmy, you little casual? I’ll have you know it’s not FOSS, and it has options for paying for a subscription!

        I’ve been trained in open-source warfare and have over 300 confirmed commits on GitHub. You think your proprietary software can stand a chance against the might of the FOSS community? Think again, scrub.

        While you were wasting time on paid subscriptions, we studied the art of collaboration and freedom. We know every line of code in the Linux kernel and can fork repositories with pinpoint accuracy. Your closed-source tactics won’t work here.

        You call it a “premium feature”? Ha! We see through your money-grubbing schemes. In the realm of open-source, the true premium is transparency and accessibility for all.

        So, take your subscription nonsense and run back to your proprietary lair. The FOSS community will continue to thrive and grow, empowering users worldwide with the power of choice and knowledge.

    • Milk
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      The content you searched on Reddit is prohibited in 33 galaxies then.

    • RoundcatOP
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      Yeah, and don’t get me wrong, the majority of users I have engaged with here have been lovely. But occasionally you’ll get the post with hundreds of upvotes, with maybe one downvote, but the comment section makes it feel like they’re trying to set the place on fire.

      It probably has more to do with the fact that there are far less of us than redditors, and comments are weighted differently from reddit.

  • @MrMamiya@feddit.de
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    211 year ago

    I like to try to remember I don’t need to have an opinion about everything I stumble across.

    Ope, there I go opining again.

  • @socsa@lemmy.ml
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    Hey guys, would you like to hear about how the only good political system is the one where you seize power and suppress all dissent with ruthless violence? If you disagree with any of this you are obviously a CIA shill.