• MacN'CheezusOPEnglish
      8•2 months ago

      Perhaps, but after doing a bit of research I came to conclude that this is actually just a non-alcoholic variation on two existing shots, namely the Tapeworm and the Hot Mexican Hooker.

      The Tapeworm is a shot of vodka with a dollop of mayonnaise squeezed in (sorta like in the picture above) and sprinkled with pepper, and the Hot Mexican Hooker consists of two parts Tequila, one part Tabasco, and a dash of tuna can juice.

        • MacN'CheezusOPEnglish
          4•2 months ago

          I honestly just stole this meme from somewhere else so I make no claim to having invented this recipe.

          Also, if you ask me, I think some celery and maybe a dash of pickle juice might go well with it in order to really round out the tuna salad experience. Also the pepper rim seems rather odd since tuna salad isn’t exactly known for being particularly spicy.

      • Sibelius Ginsterberg
        2•2 months ago

        Uhhh! I remember something else,the Concrete mixer: 3 parts Baileys & 1 part limejuce (you also could add salt and call it “Blowjob”

        • MacN'CheezusOPEnglish
          7•2 months ago

          You can do worse. There’s a shot called “brain hemorrhage”, which is a splash of grenadine, peach schnapps, and Bailey’s poured on top and it looks like something that came straight out of H. R. Giger’s lab.

          • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
            1•1 month ago

            Peach and bailey’s doesn’t sound great but not terrible either. I’d give it a shot. Pun unintended but committed to.

            • MacN'CheezusOPEnglish
              1•1 month ago

              In that case, can I interest you in an Infected Whitebread? It consists of vodka and Bloody Mary Mix, mixed with a spoonful of cottage cheese. Cheers!

  • Dharma Curious
    21•2 months ago

    You shall never see the light of God. To the outer darkness you shall be banished for the wickedness thou hast wrought upon the earth. Get thee behind me, foul creature.

  • Sibelius Ginsterberg
    8•2 months ago

    Wait 'til you hear about “Seagull Shit”

    Pour 2 cl Helbing (caraway liquor ) into a shot glass. Place 1 solid slice of Mettwurst or Blood sausage on the glass and top with a thick dollop of remoulade (or spicy mustard).

    Depending on your preference: eat the sausage first and then drink or drink first and then eat the sausage.

    • MacN'CheezusOPEnglish
      6•2 months ago

      Honestly that doesn’t sound too bad. You won’t scare me with mettwurst and remoulade, and I’m sure the caraway liquor can’t be too bad.

      If you want to top the grossness scale, how about New Jersey Turnpike?

      That’s when the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass. Good luck finding anything that’s worse than that.

      • Sibelius Ginsterberg
        2•2 months ago

        Does Bar mean the whole Pub, or does bar mean only the “Barkeepers workbench”? If the latter is the case, I may know of something worse. There once was a “Bar” called “Clochard” where people said you had to drink a beer made up of all the leftover sips you could find on the tables around you to enjoy the full “Clochard-experience”

        • MacN'CheezusOPEnglish
          2•2 months ago

          Apparently it’s basically the contents of the bar mat with a garnish of rag drippings. And I assume it’s just from the bar but honestly who cares, it’s disgusting either way and will likely get you sick. I doubt anyone orders this seriously, it’s probably just a novelty or maybe a particularly gruesome dare.

  • IninewCrowEnglish
    7•2 months ago

    Add some olive oil and you’ll pass liquid at both ends in no time.

    • Carl
      5•2 months ago

      Idk if my cat would enjoy the mayo. But I do know he loves tuna water.

    • MacN'CheezusOPEnglish
      2•1 month ago

      I have actually tried artichoke water, albeit only from a jar, not a can. It’s not that bad if you buy a good quality product.

      Would never attempt sardine juice, however.